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by JimmyH
Sat Dec 15, 2018 4:56 pm
Forum: Main Jaguar XE chat
Topic: Is it reassuring?
Replies: 26
Views: 2396

Re: Is it reassuring?

That might be the Answer Bob. They had the car 3 hours and 2 hours of that was waiting for the correct flaps to arrive (wrong ones advance ordered). The original rear did not have spring clips. The new ones do but they are fitted 1'' from top and it appears to be pulling at the top. Where are your s...
by JimmyH
Sat Dec 15, 2018 4:10 pm
Forum: Off-Topic Chat
Topic: Most annoying driving habits?
Replies: 46
Views: 2970

Re: Most annoying driving habits?

The grey haired old lady driving a pink ford Anglia who put her foot down, burned me and disappeared into the sunset some 2 weeks after I passed my driving test.

I was supposed to be the one driving like a 17 year old maniac!
by JimmyH
Sat Dec 15, 2018 4:05 pm
Forum: Main Jaguar XE chat
Topic: Is it reassuring?
Replies: 26
Views: 2396

Re: Is it reassuring?

So far. 7 weeks and 1100 miles and nothing has stopped working. Only niggle are the front and rear mudflaps and the dealer fitted them......both times. A week after delivery 3 were doing their best to fall off. Dealer replaced all 4. Within a day the rear pair were peeling with a one front clearly i...
by JimmyH
Sat Dec 15, 2018 3:55 pm
Forum: Off-Topic Chat
Topic: Light hearted jokes !!
Replies: 250
Views: 42251

Re: Light hearted jokes !!

Donald Trump dies and gets the express elevator straight to hell. The devil meets him in person and tells him 'hell is full but you have been such a bad bar steward that you have to stay. To make room I need to let someone go and you will take their place and punishment' Donald says 'You got a deal ...
by JimmyH
Sat Dec 15, 2018 12:54 pm
Forum: Off-Topic Chat
Topic: Screenwash
Replies: 32
Views: 3107

Re: Screenwash

Whatever my wife picks up at Supermarket. No issues with gunking up. When I used to commute weekly to Newcastle or Aberdeen late nineties early naughties then the nozzles would freeze over when not parked in garage (frost not the wash mix) before i even got started and would not defrost untill the e...
by JimmyH
Sat Dec 15, 2018 10:38 am
Forum: Off-Topic Chat
Topic: Light hearted jokes !!
Replies: 250
Views: 42251

Re: Light hearted jokes !!

An optimist says the glass is half full A pessimist says the glass is half empty An Engineer says the glass is twice as big as it needs to be. Best definition of an engineer was from Dr Slater at my first E Eng lecture in 1979 'An engineer is someone who does for a quid what any d@mn fool can do for...
by JimmyH
Sat Dec 15, 2018 10:30 am
Forum: Off-Topic Chat
Topic: Observation Skills
Replies: 24
Views: 1991

Re: Observation Skills

The one speed regardless of speed and road condition brigade or potential brain transplant donors since their grey mater is still in the plastic wrapper. I drive thru road works at the indicated speed. At the end of the speed restriction I speed up and yes I use most of the horses available. The num...
by JimmyH
Sat Dec 15, 2018 10:18 am
Forum: Off-Topic Chat
Topic: Most annoying driving habits?
Replies: 46
Views: 2970

Re: Most annoying driving habits?

1. Tailgating (not to be confused with having a barbeque at the back of your truck in USA at a 'football' match) at any time and especially on a busy or twisty road where overtaking is impossible hence no point in closing the gap. I tap brakes and if the offending driver does not retire to a safe di...
by JimmyH
Sat Dec 15, 2018 9:59 am
Forum: Introductions
Topic: Hello
Replies: 4
Views: 457

Re: Hello

Welcome. Enjoy.
by JimmyH
Wed Dec 12, 2018 8:47 pm
Forum: Members Gallery
Topic: XE-S Collection Day!
Replies: 50
Views: 5394

Re: XE-S Collection Day!

Just seen the post re kerbing wheels. My appologies. Previous post was on appearance of car at delivery and not an attempt to comment on the damage.

Ouch. So easy done. Hopefully the repair will have them looking as good as before.

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