Solution: Work for JLR !
Andy5112405, of Redditch who works for JLR, quote:
"Here at JLR we are all eagerly waiting for it to appear on the Preferential Employment Scheme. £200 a month for a perpetually new XE, not bad. They replace it with new every 8 months. The only downside is that you never actually own it, you are simply hiring it.
Amazingly the offer is open to anyone with family that works at JLR or Ford UK. It used to be immediate family but now brother-in-laws etc can use the scheme.
£200 is for the base 2.0 XE, it is a bit more for the more desirable models.
The only thing you are liable for is damage and fuel. Servicing and breakdowns are free as are insurance and road tax. Oh and I think you are slightly limited in mileage.
Its a no lose bargain, even a punctured tyre is replaced FOC."
Repeated here, for your enlightenment, from another Jaguar Forum.