Light hearted jokes !!

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Re: Light hearted jokes !!

Post by PhilN » Wed Mar 13, 2019 6:33 pm

bob_mcn wrote:
Wed Mar 13, 2019 6:04 pm
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From the back of an old 'exercise book' , Ask kids today, they wouldn't understand some of these we had to learn years ago,
This is great. I think we should bring this back, old money, imperial measures.
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Re: Light hearted jokes !!

Post by lexie » Fri Mar 20, 2020 2:26 pm

In the face of adversity, a limerick or two lifts the spirits.

An Egyptian with the Corona virus,
Prayed to the ancient god Osiris,
Without any loo roll,
To wipe his bum hole,
He found a new use for papyrus.

Next please 😄
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Re: Light hearted jokes !!

Post by devonia » Sat Mar 21, 2020 8:16 am

a few facebook posts in the face of the current situation!

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Re: Light hearted jokes !!

Post by lexie » Sat Mar 21, 2020 8:42 am

Repeat this three times when washing your hands.

There was a virus from bats
Similar to one from the rats
All the panic buying
Was a little bit trying
Why are people such moronic prats

Plenty more yet, :lol:
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Re: Light hearted jokes !!

Post by Gojira » Sat Mar 21, 2020 8:48 am

I got sent this...

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And in reply I pointed out that on that basis I must be immune to everything as I have owned five Vauxhalls! :oops:

To be fair, the former workmate who sent it me is the guy who convinced me I needed a Jaag as a retirement toy, by taking me for a blast in the S-type he bought his old man as a 60th birthday present :lol:
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Re: Light hearted jokes !!

Post by PhilB » Sat Mar 21, 2020 8:53 am

Something to occupy the kids whilst off school.....?

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Re: Light hearted jokes !!

Post by Deleted User 732 » Sat Mar 21, 2020 11:19 am

In the days of bad news we always are able to lift spirits with a bit of fun like these recent posts. BRILLIANT :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: Light hearted jokes !!

Post by PhilB » Sat Mar 21, 2020 11:49 am

Vespa wrote:
Sat Mar 21, 2020 11:19 am
In the days of bad news we always are able to lift spirits with a bit of fun like these recent posts.
Yep, we need a bit of humour.
There's a lot of very funny stuff circulating regarding people panic buying.
I think this speaks for itself as regards the great loo roll hunt!.

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Re: Light hearted jokes !!

Post by lexie » Sun Mar 22, 2020 9:11 am

There was a young woman called Jenny,.
Who was thinking whilst spending a penny,
Her greatest worry,
Was after her big curry,
For loo roll she didn't have any.
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Re: Light hearted jokes !!

Post by PhilB » Sun Mar 22, 2020 9:53 am

This one is quite subtle..........

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